Palindrone

Caucasian, check
“Maternal”, check
Not so thin
( skinny-skinny, bad )
Mousy, Brown hair
Check, check, check
Good job, oh my.
Voice that some might find grating,
Ok. Keep going.
Makes sexy time after forty.
Glasses. Velma type (booo Daphnes )
Likes it cold. (cold women, grrrr )
Likes tall losers ( snowplow racing champ )
With bad facial hair
Are you fucking kidding me?
I’m not sure at how he’ll do with the economy
But McCain’s simulating the hell out of me.

Now, she doesn’t seem to dig black guys,
But I can work with that,
Such has been the case with the overwhelming majority of my mates.
And I must say …
After years of the Vice President screwing us
I’m ready for some get back.

So. I don’t know about yall,
But the next few weeks I’ll be honing my game,
Making myself more appealing to Sarah.
Maybe shopping cart racing,
Or motorboat flying?
Maybe a chin strap goatee with pointy sideburns?

And though I’ll surely vote for Obama,
My heart will be with Sarah.
My hope,
That the very same Fates
That guide the destiny of the sports teams I’ve loved
Will rule the day in November.