Defining Myself

winslow (winz-lo)
v. intr.
1. To be inhabited by multiple personalities, each one more anti-social than the last.
2. To be out of place or distinctly different in a disquieting way.
3. To appear wistful.
4. To be both overly humble and obnoxiously arrogant.

v. intr.
1. To make harmfully truthful statements at inopportune times in inappropriate places.
e.g. “Sally winslowed everyone at the party last night.”

n. A slender stick used to prop open a window.